RANDOM JOKES

1. Some girls be like, " I need a man that will be checking me every one one minute"
Wait o, my sister, is he cooking beans
Be careful.
2. This one that any little thing you'll tag somebody.
That was how a girl wrote "FEELING PREGNANT" My father liked it.
3. I don't know who is giving all these small small children phone to open whatsapp and come here to disgrace themselves not me.....one small girl like that chat me yesterday""""""""Read our Conservation
Her: Hi Deer
Me: Hi
Her: How Was You Doing?
Me: I Am Great
Her: Ok, Where Do You Born?
Me: Where Do l Born? How?
Her: l Mean Where Does Your Borning Begin?
Me: Am Confused
Her: This Guy Sef... I Mean Where Did You Born Yourself?
Me: Hmmm.. Please Come Again!
Her: Which Come?
Me: l Mean You Should Repeat What You Said Earlier
Her: l Say Where Did You Been Borned, This Guy!?
Me: l Don't Understand you Oh!
Her: Born! Born!! Borrrnnn! Bottom, Drop, cry, Wua Wua Wua.. Place Where Dem Bornet You.
I Fainted
4. I wanted to go out for jogging this morning but then I read proverbs 28:1 which reads, "the wicked runneth when no man pursueth"
So I just stopped and jejely walked back home to relax.
5. Choose one abeg
To short well well with sense
Or
To tall without sense

Which one do you prefer?

Posted by Djtrailz